Bubba - "Creepy or what?"
Monique - "Her smile says 'enjoy', but her eyes say 'join us."
"Clack-clack, clack-clack".
All I could hear was the banging together of the blizzard cups, pounding together like the sound of a nail being slammed into a crucifix. "Clack-clack, clack-clack".
Then the maniacal laughter. Soft at first, then turning to a low roar; drowning out the murderous drone of blizzard cups.
Her eyes screamed "feed me", her smile said "now!". At that moment, I realized she had become bitten and infected by a peanut buster parfait.
As she swiped at me, I unsheathed my dilly bar from it's wrapper and plunged it deep into her eye socket; erupting in an explosion of blood, chocolate, and vanilla. As the evil wretch slumped backwards over the counter, I pulled the stick from her eye, giving it a satisfactory lick. Mmmm, chocolate...
To this day, I cannot eat ice cream or other frozen gimmicks without hearing the "clack-clack" of the blizzards and seeing the treacherous eyes of the possessed blizzard nazi...
Me - "I worked at DQ when I was 16, and this story actually happened to me one day at work. The scary part is it was the same woman pictured on the cup. She has been re-summoned, and now I must stop her. Again..."
Mark - "You have to drive a dilly bar stick through her heart to keep her down."
